Tuesday, March 1, 2011

***Dog Property Laws***

Dog Property Laws
If I like it, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
...If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
...If it’s broken, it’s yours.

This is Maggie The Pug. (Mad Mags!) She lived with us for 6 months, but unfortunately, because she believed every one of these Dog Property Laws, she now lives someplace else! (We still love and miss you everyday, Mags! But we're glad you now have two young boys, a little girl, and a new dog to play with. Be Good! Maggie! Doggie Kisses from us all. :)